Give me some antiseptic 
To take this headache away 
Give me a syringe 
To inject the pain 
Give me something pretty 
I hope I'll never be 
I'd rather be creepy and very strange 

Give me a cake 
That I can mix and bake 
In a betty crocker oven 
That I will BREAK! 

Bake it up and we will 
STAB! STAB! STAB! 
Come on, don't be afraid 
We will make you 
STAB! STAB! STAB! 
My world is evil 
But American made 

Give me something easy 
That I can complicate 
Something hard 
To Injest The pain 
Give me a mate 
In a crippled state 
With halloween teeth 
That I can BREAK! 

Bake it up and we will 
STAB! STAB! STAB! 
Come on, don't be afraid 
We will make you 
STAB! STAB! STAB! 
My world is evil 
But American made 

Mama's apple pie got a cock-a-roach in it 
Burn the flag with a fag 
Mama's apple pie got cock-a-roach in it 
Burn the flag with a fag 
Mama's apple pie got cock-a-roach in it 
Burn the flag with a fag 
Mama's apple pie got cock-a-roach in it 
Burn the flag with a FAG! 

Bake it up and we will 
STAB! STAB! STAB! 
Come on, don't be afraid 
We will make you 
STAB! STAB! STAB! 
My world is evil 
But American Made 
American Made 
American Grave 
In an American Grave