Welcome to the gun show Hey cowboy how's it going tonight? Come on in and you can buy me a drink Hey cowboy I see you (pissed on his cot?) And you got a look on your face like you want to rock Welcome to the gun show Tonight we get wild Welcome to the gun show Where the dead come alive (Where the dead come alive) Hey cowboy I hope you're fast 'Cause I'm the baddest gunslinger ever was Hey outlaw, follow me outside And keep your fingers on the triggers while we put (?) Welcome to the gun show Tonight we get wild (Tonight we get wild) Welcome to the gun show Where the dead come alive (Where the dead come alive) It all comes down to a single moment The strong will fight and the weak will run Slide the bullet in the barrel Let me see you count to ten and draw your guns Showdown May the best man win May the best man win May the best man win Welcome to the gun show (Welcome to the gun show) Tonight we get wild (Tonight we get wild) Welcome to the gun show (Welcome to the gun show) Where the dead come alive (Where the dead come alive) Welcome to the gun show (Welcome to the gun show) Welcome to the gun show (Welcome to the gun show) Welcome to the gun show (Welcome to the gun show) Welcome to the gun show (Welcome to the gun show) Come on cowboys Come on cowboys