Somebody teach this man to talk before he speaks
somebody tell this man to think before he talks
somebody reach this man and slap his hand with some piece of mind

You can put two ass's in the nation
just ask the nation

or you can help the president, help the residents

Somebody give this man a proper English course
somebody give this man a lasso and a horse
somebody tell this man he stutters when he blinks

you can put two asses in the nation
just ask the nation

or you can help the president, help the residents
this is a new day
this is a new way
Tuesday knows
and Tuesday grows
call all your brothers
call all your mothers
call everyone
and tell them that you love 'em
this is a new day...yes