A good drummers hard to find but I dont pay it no mind
DJ beats are gettin old and your records growin mold
any season any time I can kick and flow a rhyme
I dont need no drum machine cause I am a dancin queen

Cool beats with my feet
drums are for bums
say heck no to techno
cool beats with my feet

I dont got a band but I can jam with my hands
I dont need a guitar to be a rock star
all I need is si-a-lence so I can play my violin

and a laugh track to carry in my back pack
so theres a bunch of people laughing when my jokes whack

Repeat chorus

My living rooms big but I still pack my gigs
I got a fan club I keep away from the tub
I gotta amp it goes bamp bamp