If I were a ghost I'd haunt your house Hang out in your rafters You could be my mister Adams I could be your Casper I'd shake with you my afterlife of the unexplained Walk through your walls let you rattle my chains Yes I would And if I were a snake I'd be a constrictor Slicker than oil I'd entice you with my slither wrap you in my coils You could tie me in a thousand knots And just watch me unfold Hypnotize you with my stare swallow you whole Think about it Welcome to my world of make believe Check your reality at the door Within my wishes and my wildest dreams If I could be anything Well baby, I'd be yours And if I were a bird I'd be an owl Wise beyond my years Watch over you each night, calm you of your fears You could set my head to spinnin' With those little things you do Like sayin' it was me you loved When I asked you "who"