Jackie is a punk
Judy is a runt
They both went down to Berlin
Joined the ice capades

And oh, I don't know why
Oh, I don't know why
Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah

Jackie is a punk
Judy is a runt
They both went down to frisco
Joined the sla

And oh, I don't know why
Oh, I don't know why
Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah