There's no stoppin'
The Cretins from hoppin'
You gotta keep it beatin'
For a hoppin' Cretin
Cretin, Cretin

I'm gonna go for a whirl
With my Cretin girl
My feet won't stop
Doin' the Cretin hop
Cretin, Cretin

1, 2, 3, 4 Cretins wanna hop some more
4, 5, 6, 7 all good Cretins go to heaven