[Dave:] I go to the beach to catch a little sun. You see me before I get a chance to run. You ask me, [Rob:] Dave, where have you been? How come I only get your phone machine? [Dave:] The answer should be obvious to anyone. [Rob:] I told you more times than I care to recall I'd get more reaction talking to a wall. [Dave:] It's no crime to be dumb Just don't parade it for everyone And act like you're such a goddamn know-it at You know-nothing-at-all. [Rob:] Your friends call you "shit-for-brains" You're full of shit, that might explain But I think it's even less your head contains. [Rob:] I go to the beach to catch a little sun. [Dave:] You see me before I get a chance to run [Rob:] I only feel contempt for you, You and your room temperature I.Q. [Dave:] Well look at you - you're just a big black hole of fun [Rob:] You need a brainscan to convince me you're not dead. [Dave:] You need a brainscan and hope they learn to transplant a head. [Both:]Brainscan! Brainscan! I don't know how - how you survive, I don't know how - how you survive, I don't know how you - You're alive.