A Charming Example Of The Modern Teenage Breakup

hey, nothing

My best friend's getting dumped in the back of my parent's minivan
She said, "Something's just not working out"
He said, "Come on babe, just one more chance"
She said, "I cannot recall the last time you asked me to hold your hand"
He said "It's really nothing personal, personally I don't like cold hands"

She said "It's not me, it's you
You have no idea what I'm going through"
It's not me, it's you
You have no idea what I'm going through
It's not me, it's you
You have no idea what I'm going through
It's not me, it's you
You have no idea what I'm going through
You have no idea what I'm going through
You have no idea what I'm going through
You have no idea what I'm going through

Now my best friend's getting dumped in the back of my parents minivan
She said, "Come on, man, just let me go"
He said, "Come on babe, you know I won't"
She said, "It's not my fault, I just don't know how to feel
Or how to go about the situation I've created
Maybe if I stay everything's gonna be ok"
(Okay? Okay, if you say so)

It's not me, it's you
You have no idea what I'm going through
It's not me, it's you
You have no idea what I'm going through
It's not me, it's you
You have no idea what I'm going through
It's not me, it's you
You have no idea what I'm going through
You have no idea what I'm going through
You have no idea what I'm going through
You have no idea what I'm going through
(You have no idea what I'm going through)

Now my best friend's getting head in the back of my parents minivan
She said, "Seth, I'm sorry I even tried"
He said, "Babe, it's the last thing on my mind"
She said, "I cannot remember why or what I said to you tonight"
He said, "Don't you worry it'll all be fine, if you forgot then so did I"

She said, "It's not me, it's you
You have no idea what I'm going through"
It's not me, it's you
You have no idea what I'm going through
It's not me, it's you
You have no idea what I'm going through
You have no idea what I'm going through
You have no idea what I'm going through
You have no idea what I'm going through
You have no idea what I'm going through