German Coach:
You’re just a prick, that no one ever picks
Deservin' stick and not the Olympics
Fight for the team! That's what we need
Not some selfish junkie
Johann:
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck you all!
Inner Johann, The Whisperer:
Oh my dear, can you hear?
A motherfucking Nazi Offizier
In Salt Lake, you’ll be first
You’re gonna piss on every Currywurst
Johann:
That Idea makes me wanna burst
Johann (Chorus):
Fuck youuuuu, let me show you brand new way
Fuck, a special kind of drill
Fuck youuuuu, if no one wants to understand why
Then Juan Carlos will! Yeah Juan Carlos will!
Inner Johann, The Whisperer:
Through the snow, you will plough
Use phantasmagorical muscle flow
Wipe your nose, carry on
The only way to be a Champion
Johann:
And next time I’ll be Latvian…
Johann (Chorus):
Fuck youuuuu, let me show you brand new way
Fuck, a special kind of drill
Fuck youuuuu, if no one wants to understand why
Then Juan Carlos will! Juan Carlos will!
Are you ready for this, you motherfuckers?
Johann:
My reign is near, oh come on envy me!
No more wet dreams, it all becomes so real
I fly sky high, blood cells multiply
They won't find out, I'm a tsetse fly
Oh crap, what’s that? Doping Committee?
You fag, give it back. It's a part of me!
Inner Johann, The Desperate:
Urrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhh fake the fucking urine sample
Urrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhh as your buddy Lance
The IOC:
Ja, ja, natürlich! Wir haben die Ergebnisse geprüft, Johann.
Johann:
Urrrrghaaa!
Juan Carlos will!
Fuck you!
Bleeeee!
