When she sighs 
And her baby-blue eyes 
Embrace your face 
Lies, all lies 
What the lady wants 
Is your closet space. 

Bachelor in Paradise, be careful 
Bachelor in Paradise, beware. 

Lights down low 
Frankie's records 
And cocktails on the floor 
You should know 
It's the garden of Eden 
seen once more. 

Adam, come on, be smart 
Just take your fig leaf and depart 
And leave one bachelor less in Paradise.