You best believe that up in heaven there's an angel
Armed with the arrow and a golden gibbon's bow (Bo-bo-bo-bow)
Who has a rash demeanour that is quite the handful
Carries a jealousy that only seems to grow (Gro-gro-grow)
I wonder who's feeding around the fertilizer
And amplifying all the tension in her head (He-e-e-ead)
She'll wander far and wide from the Garden of Eden
To the two neighbors' festered corners of your bed (Huh)
Lately, I've been watching her from somewhere where I know I can't be seen
She pierced a wandering stranger, now he has such a fatal disease
Of giving several kisses, most of them were just below the knees
I fear he has a fetish giving taps a squeeze
I called at Barry while I waited, he's a ruffian with a cotton hand
So drawn you couldn't pay me in the blessed track that crowdies standing on
At least I thought that's what I said, but I looked up and she was
Huh, she was gone
One fleeting look and I have caught his poor attention (Huh, ugh)
I found a tumbleweed, he found someone to blame (To blame)
Mm, it's in effect the warning, the pass-apple mention (Ah)
Oh, honey, what do you expect, it's in your name
Well, now I'm stumbling along with heavy ankles
I want to kick him off, but I don't think I can (Kick him off, what the hell)
With all the collar and vexation that he wrinkles
You think I'd find the strength to chop his little man (Chop, chop, chop)
Frequently heard golden silhouette will linger right before my eye
Will see an arrow strike my chest and cause my heart to beat awry
I paid a pretty penny to pry, get a pirate to parry
And sail a ship that leaves me turned on, feels like crap
I told him, "Baby, well, I bet you hear the bells," and she didn't even think about it
What is what you want there for? We'll feed up the fat, I won't con
At least I thought that's what I said, but I looked up and she was
And she was gone
Huh, okay
So stay with me forever
Make this dream a heaven-sent
The more I see, the better
How we can break his arms together
Pick up the glory that you tabled too
Help me enjoy my little rendezvous of age
