Fred was on a party to have beer and some fun 
And this party was the place it all begun 
He met this quite, little, old, lovely granny 
Boozing like hell, that was really funny 
She offered him a drink and made a little talk 
But two hours later Fred didn't know how to walk 
Fred was drunk and granny too Fred told granny "I think I love you" 

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The granny, the granny got 'm drunk 
Isn't that really punk? The granny got 'm drunk 
Fred the cola-junk The granny, the granny got 'm drunk 
Isn't that really punk? The granny got 'm drunk 
That old boozing-junk 

The granny kept talking and Fred kept drinking 
Knowing that tomorrow his room was stinking 
She wanted him to dance and he said oke 
Don't think about tomorrow just life today 
Fred couldn't dance but the granny didn't care 
Because she was drunk too and she was a little rare 
And then at one moment, a beer to far 
Fred was so drunk, he couldn't find the bar 

Monday morning at six o'clock 
His head was feeling just like a rock 
It was late last night, he knew for sure 
So stay in bed today that's the only cure 
He couldn't get up he felt so bad 
His puke was yellow, black and red 
Fred didn't ever see the granny again 
That quite, little granny called him a man