Oh my God what do I see? 
Is this what they called 'the land of the free' 
Where a he turns out to be a she 
But where I can't say 'f**k' live on t.v.? 

Oh my God what did I see? 
It's a bunch of rednecks live on t.v. 
People don't worry, Jerry has the key 
Join and destroy your family 

Jerry rules in the land of the free 
The king, the God of American TV 

Oh my God, what drugs is he on? 
How long does it take to find such a moron? 
And while the audience shouts 'Jerry, Jerry' 
They got fooled by a woman called Jim Carrey 

Oh my dear, this show is a thrill 
Is that Hillary who beats the shit out of Bill? 
If you really show us U.S. society today 
I'd best call Saddam "send bombs rightaway!"