Hey man, well, look it here We got Jesus, He's drinkin' beer He's playin' cards, He's shootin' dice He's drinkin' whiskey and He beats His wife And it's the same song He always sings He's got it all 'cause His dad's the king The same song He always sings He says, you can't get to Heaven When you're doing that thing No you, can't get to Heaven When you do that thing Can't get to Heaven When you're doing that thing No you, can't get to Heaven When you do that thing Now hey man, what's all this? They nailed Him down, it's a son of a bitch At supper last night, He's tellin' jokes He held the table makin' fun of His folks And it's the same song He always sings He's got it all 'cause His dad's the king Same song He always sings He's singin', can't get to Heaven When you're doin' that thing No, you can't get to Heaven When you do that thing No, can't get to Heaven When you're doin' that thing No, you can't get to Heaven When you do that thing Do that thing, I said, do that thing Do that thing, do that thing Hey man, don't get too close Pick up the pieces that you love most Keep cruisin' bars with guns and knives He's shootin' whiskey and lovin' life And it's the same song He always sings He's got it all and His dad's the king Same song He always sings He says, you can't get to Heaven When you're doin' that thing No, you can't get to Heaven When you do that thing No you, can't get to Heaven When you're trickin' that thing No you, can't get to Heaven When you're doin' that thing Do that thing, do that thing Do that thing, do that thing, do it Do that thing, don't do that thing Don't do that thing