I'll never understand how the devil picks his man Just seems to wind him up and let him go And all his people, driven here by evil They know the devil's on the road They're out to break their fellow man, Any god-damned way they can They can't wait to destroy the world They're going to roll into town Tear it up and burn it down With nothing more than a pirate's patience Intimidate and ridicule and all that awful shit they do It would take a hero's hero, to stand up and save them Now fear disguised as apathy And brutal smiles scream for a piece. The world owes them big, they're gonna take it. And if you get in their way, You're gonna die, you're gonna pay With torture, tears or intimidation. They're going to roll into town Tear it up and burn it down With Nothing more than a pirate's patience Intimidate and ridicule and all that awful shit they do It would surprise me if they don't die graceless They're out to break their fellow man Any god-damned way they can They can't wait to destroy the world They're going to roll into town Tear it up and burn it down With nothing more than a pirate's patience To intimidate and ridicule and all that awful shit they do It would take a hero's hero to stand up and save them I'll never understand how the devil picks his man Just seems to wind him up and let him go And all his people, driven here by evil They know the devil's on the road...