Well, I'm ever upper class high society 
God's gift to ballroom notoriety 
And I always fill my balls, the event's never small 
The social pages say I've got the biggest balls of all 

I got big balls, yeah I got big balls 
They're such big balls, dirty big balls 
And he's got big balls, and she's got big balls 
But we've got the biggest balls of them all 

My balls are always bouncing, my ballroom always full 
And everybody cums and cums again 
If your name is on the guest list 
No one can take you higher 
Everybody says I've got great balls of fire 

I got big balls, oh I got big balls 
And they're such big balls, dirty big balls 
And he's got big balls 
And she's got big balls 
But we've got the biggest balls of them all 

Some balls are held for charity and some for fancy 
dress 
But when they're held for pleasure 
They're the balls that I like best 
My balls are always bouncin' to the left and to the 
right 
And it's my belief that my big ball should be held 
every night 

I got big balls, oh I got big balls 
They're such big balls, dirty big balls 
And he's got big balls, and she's got big balls 
But we've got the biggest balls of them all 

And I'm just itching to tell you about them 
Oh we had such wonderful fun 
Seafood cocktail, crabs, cowdaddy 
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)