I hate airports, I know they hate me 
I know they jade me and that's my point 
I hate airports, I know they hate me 
I know they jade me and that's my point 

I hate airports, I know they hate me 
I know they jade me and that's my point 
I hate airports, I know they hate me 
I know they jade me and that's my point 

Lax to BNA 
A layover in ORD 
TSA, you're too extreme 
Send me home to YYZ