You don't have to be no fish to tell when you're flounderin' What am I? Some kind of barnacles on the dinghy of life? I ain't no doctors but I knows when I'm losin' me patiensk What am I? Some kind of judge, or a lawyer? Aw, maybe not; but I knows what laws suits me So what am I? I ain't no physciscisk, but I knows what matters What am I? I'm Popeye, the sailor And I yam what I yam what I yam and I yam what I yam and that's all that I yam 'cause I yam what I yam And I gots a lot of muskle and I only gots one eye And I never hurts nobodys and I'll never tell a lie Tops to me bottoms and me bottoms to me top And that's the way it is 'till the day that I drop What am I? I yam what I yam! I yam what I yam what I yam what I yam what I yam I can open up an ocean I can take a lot of sail I can lose a lot of waters and I'll never have to bail On the coast of Madagascar I used a blanket for a sail What am I? What am I? I yam what I yam! I'm Popeye, the sailor I'm Popeye, the sailor I'm Popeye, the sailor I yam what I yam and that's all that I yam I yam what I yam what I yam what I yam I'm Popeye the sailor man!