Oh Lord What is it? I'm full of it tonight Right Well, I've had my share of bad times I've been shooting 'em up Drinking 'em up, taking them pills Fooling around all my life But I'm so tired of bad times I'll have to change my way And I've had my share of good times I've been moving around Living uptown, laughin' my ass off almost Every night But I'm so sore from laughing I haven't got the will to fight All my life, I have been waiting To find a reason, to give it up for and do a lot more Every day of my life I'm gonna wake up every morning Come home every evening Just jump into bed and lie there And laugh with my wife Well, I've had my share of bad times I've been shooting'em up Drinking'em up, taking them pills Fooling around all my life But I'm so tired of bad times I'll have to change my way And I've had my share of good times I've been moving around Living uptown, laughin' my ass off almost Every night But I'm so sore from laughing I haven't got the will to fight