That's sickly clean 
This mild and meek I could launch it with a poker 
No danger for a weekend It opens its mouth 
There's no words, just a squeak I could launch it with a poker 
No joker for a weekday 
Bing bong the weekday 
Bing bong no danger 
Here goes a sweet freak 
How many fools do you get in school 
In an English county classroom 
All the things going on inside your billbong 
There's no room its just pure art room 
You try very hard to get that right 
To imitate some kind of life form 
A matter of fact without and tact 
You can go on back you 
Shouldn't have been burn 
Diggers mothers switch on the cooker 
Get the hillbillies down 
Set out to bugger 
Sweet freak pen and ink 

How do you make a bulldog think 
Happy Christmas I said 
Not to speak then 
Happy Christmas whens its next week then 
And you swear you naughty meat head 
What sleeps in your bed Is got to be a Greek ted 
How many fools do you get in a school 
In an english county 
All the things going on inside your built bomb 
There's no room 
Its just pure art room 
Its dangerous to let the freaky dink in Chopper up, cooker, 
Give me some more smother 
I cant stand the thought of the dwarf bein a mother 
Is this love, man, its pure hate 
If you put it on the table 
It'll be to late 
Is this love, man 
No, its pure hate 
It cant be more simple 
Its there on a plate Is this love man 
No it ain't.