This is a song for all the vegetables that look like penises
This is a song for all the vegetables that look like penises
Cucumber, zucchini, squash, and sometimes even radishes
We know it's not what you wanted from life, it's not what you were after
You were food, but you became a source of juvenile laughter

This is a song for all the vegetables that look like penises
This is a song for all the vegetables that look like penises
Cucumber, zucchini, squash, and sometimes even radishes
This is a song for all the vegetables that look like penises
Cucumber, zucchini, squash, and sometimes even radishes
We know it's not what you wanted from life, it's not what you were after
You were food, but you became a source of juvenile laughter

This is a song for all the vegetables that look like penises...