The mink lost her furry scarf, she said it was stole The shoe salesman wanted to help, 'cause he had so much sole But then his whole left side fell off, but he's all right now The pregnant heifer saw it happen, yeah, she had a cow The CO2 delivery guy always gives me gas And I really hate mules because they're so half-ass The bike can't sand up by itself, it says it's two-tired The human cannonball was late for work and he got fired If your pants are too big you'll get exposed in the end and if you crash your fancy car you'll see how a mercedez bends. The CO2 delivery guy always gives me gas And I really hate mules because they're so half-ass I forgot how to throw a boomerang, but then it came back to me It's just like riding a bike, or playing with your wii If you don't pay your excorcist, you'll get reposessed The pirate shot himself so he could have a dead man's chest The CO2 delivery guy always gives me gas And I really hate mules because they're so half-ass