Well, Miss Joan I see your picture on a magazine spare And I was wondering if you'd give me a hand To show me just how I could meet you, Miss Joan, yeah Well, Miss Joan I read the paper saying you were in town And I was wondering maybe if you would be down With having cappuccino coffee with me, yeah When I've been trying to get through to your line I want you I want you really bad When I've been hoping that you'd give me a sign Yeah yeah yeah I love ya I want ya, Miss Joan Well, Miss Joan I see your movies in your home on TV I see it's leading man and wish he was me Cause I just can't stop thinking bout ya, Miss Joan Yeah, come on bring it on, baby When I've been trying to get through to your line I want you I want you really bad When I've been hoping that you'd give me a sign Yeah yeah yeah I love ya I want ya, Miss Joan Well, Miss Joan I may be crazy baby riding this too But if it makes you smile baby it's cool Cause I'm so damn crazy bout ya, Miss Joan, yeah Well, Miss Joan I see your picture on a magazine spare And I was wondering if you'd give me a hand To show me just how I could meet you, Miss Joan...