Hey mister, where you headed?
Are you in a hurry?
Need a lift to happy hour.
Say oh no.
Do you brake for distilled spirits?
I need a break as well.
The well that inebriates the guilt.
1..2..1, 2, 3, 4.
Cold turkey's getting stale,
Tonight I'm eating crow.
Fermented salmonella poison oak no
There's a drought at the Fountain of Youth,
Now I'm dehydrating.
My tongue is swelling up,
as say 1..2..1, 2, 3, 4.
Troubled times,
You know I can not lie.
I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride.
There's a drought at the Fountain of Youth,
Now I'm dehydrating.
My tongue is swelling up I say
shoow!
Troubled times,
You know I can not lie.
I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride.
(Don't know where to go)
I'm hitchin' a ride.
(Don't know where to go)
I'm hitchin' a ride.
(Don't know where to go)
I'm hitchin' a ride.
(Don't know where to go)
I'm hitchin' a ride.
(Don't know where to go)
I'm hitchin' a ride.
(Don't know where to go)
I'm hitchin' a ride.
(Don't know where to go)
I'm hitchin' a ride.
Say birthday boy's hey
