Hey, I'm a gentleman But I can take it 'bout as long as long can last and then I'll take it on the chin Mud is handy only when it comes to slingin' it Oh, 'cause you ain't playing nice You've been rolling crooked dice Oh, 'cause you ain't playing nice You've been rolling crooked dice Hey, all you faker men You get me when I'm goin', get me while I'm comin' in I need not to pretend But it's handy when I have to treat you like a friend Oh, 'cause you ain't playing nice You've been rolling crooked dice Oh, 'cause you ain't playing nice You've been rolling crooked dice Hey, all you gamblin' souls You play the horses and you put me through your rigmarole But I can feel you sinking low And in fact you've fallen right in your own pigeonhole Oh, 'cause you ain't playing nice You've been rolling crooked dice Oh, 'cause you ain't playing nice You've been rolling crooked dice You've been rolling crooked dice You've been rolling crooked dice You've been rolling crooked dice, yeah Crooked dice You've been rolling crooked dice You've been rolling crooked dice You've been rolling crooked dice ...