You used to pay a lotta money for a funny suit Pay 25 grand for a pair of boots Disco dancing used to be the in thing See a phony cowboy try to sing Cowboy fashion, got my cowboy hat Levis & vest, I know where it's at Seen Urban Cowboy again and again Ride a legless bull 'cause we thing we're men You ain't no cowboy, you 're just a clown If this were the old west, you'd get shot down