You used to pay a lotta money for a funny suit
Pay 25 grand for a pair of boots
Disco dancing used to be the in thing
See a phony cowboy try to sing

Cowboy fashion, got my cowboy hat
Levis & vest, I know where it's at
Seen Urban Cowboy again and again
Ride a legless bull 'cause we thing we're men

You ain't no cowboy, you 're just a clown
If this were the old west, you'd get shot down