Call yourself a romantic Let me explain Been Across the whole Atlantic And back again I had it with your antics Your childish games Baby I call your number twice But it rang and rang Against my best friends advice I should be ashamed (You) Did it to me once You’ll do it again So she says Love long distance Is testing me trying my patience I need more of your assistance now Love long distance Is testing me trying my patience I need more of your assistance now Heard it through the bass line Not much longer would you be my baby Work yourself into a panic Bent outta shape And then take me for granted Like nothings changed All my friends are asking Why you’re that way But I can’t explain Why I call your number twice And / but it rang and rang Against my best friends advice I should be ashamed You did it to me once You’ll do it again She promises Love long distance Is testing me trying my patience I need more of your assistance now You’re making me crazy The way that you’ve been acting lately I need more of your assistance now Breaking Up or Breaking Down When I need you, you can’t be found I want someone who’s around for me Does it have to be so complicated? Either way I’m devastated I could use a little comforting Love long distance Is testing me trying my patience I need more of your assistance now Love long distance Is testing me trying my patience I need more of your assistance now Love, love, love, love I need some assistance now Love (And) I will Thank you for your cooperation (And) I will Thank you for your cooperation Stop playing with me