I live on an island 
In the middle of the sea 
That's filled of hungry sharks 
That like to eat people like me 
It's been called a utopia 
And a punk rock paradise 
My island isn't perfect 
But my island's pretty nice 

And I can ride my bicycle 
Anywhere I wanna go 
I can ride it to the health foods 
Store I can ride it to the show 
And all I gotta deal with is 
A stupid SUV filled with future 
Yuppies who try to run me 
Off the streets 

And I know 
I'm not alone 
There's lots of good people here 
That make it a nice place to call home 
And I know 
I'm not alone 
We'll all fight the good fight 
Till we make this place our own 

Tree City, USA 
It's what the signs all say 
But it seems like they're cutting 
Down more each and every day 
Now they're trying to tell us 
We need a new interstate 
Trees don't mean nothing 
When there's money to be made 

And when I was a young boy 
Some evil factory 
Polluted all the water with 
A lot of PCBs 
They never got it cleaned up 
And I doubt it can be done 
And I bet they'll still be laying 
There for many years to come 

But I know 
I'm not alone 
There's lots of good people here 
That make it a nice place to call home 
But I know 
I'm not alone 
We'll all fight the good fight 
Till we make this place our own 

And I wish this college would 
Just shrivel up and die 
And even though I sing it 
Well I know that that's a lie 
If it wasn't for the college 
Well I wouldn't be here 
I'd be working at the 
Cemetery down in Louisville 

And I know 
I'm not alone 
There's lots of good people here 
That make it a nice place to call home 
And I know 
I'm not alone 
We'll all fight the good fight 
Till we make this place our own