Some people call me Dr. Madman
Others just call me insane
I'm working on a secret project
And it's not a stupid plane
I will soon be able to travel
Through time and space
I can go back in history
Or I can fly to outer space
Not affected by the passage of time
I fly faster than the speed of light
Nothing changes me as time goes by
I'm timeless, timeless
Soon the world is gonna call my name
Dr. Madman, Dr. Madman
They will see that I am not insane
Dr. Madman is sane
As I'm entering my time machine
The doors are closing
I am being strapped into my seat
And also on my feet?!
What the hell is going on here?
There's a needle in my arm
I push the button and I hear you say
"We mean you no harm"
I am not insane!
