Well tonight you sit in our home 
In a chair made of 
Chainsawed fingers and bones 
The ashes in the ash tray 
Aren't from cigarettes 
It's the chared remains 
Of the family pet 

The blood drips from your face 
Now with my finger I take a taste 
Granpa will be down soon 
He's as fast as Jesse James and Cool Hand Luke 
Now the cook is cooking up a stew 
And the special ingredient is you 
Stop your crying, don't make a fuss 
You should be honored to be here with us 
At this dead and breakfast 

You know what they say 
An apple a day 
Won't keep the death away...