F Eb Some take the bible for what it's worthBmaj7 F When it says that the meek shall inherit the earthF Well, I heard that some sheikEb Bought New Jersey last weekB A G F F D G F B A G F F D G F And you suckers ain't gettin' nothing! (This line is all single note in the bass except the F at the F.) Is Hare Rama really wrong If you wander around with a napkin on With a bell on a stick An' your hair is all gone... (The meek shall inherit nothin')A B You say your life's a bum dealA^Bb And you're up against the wallF Well, people, you ain't even got no kind of deal at allA B `Cause what they doA B In WashingtonG C They just takes care of number oneBmaj7 C And number one ain't youBmaj7 C You ain't even number two! Those Jesus freaks, well they're friendly but The shit they believe has got their minds all shut An' they don't even care When the church takes a cut Ain't it bleak when you got so much nothin' So whaddya do?F Eat that pork, eat that hamEb Laugh till you choke on Billy GrahamBmaj7 C Moses, Aaron and Abraham, they're all a waste of timeGm C And it's your ass that's on the lineGm C (It's your ass that's on the line)F Eb Do what you wanna, do what you willBmaj7 F Just don't mess up your neighbor's thrillF And when you pay the billEb Kindly leave a little tipBmaj7 F And help the next poor sucker on his one way tripF B Am7 Gm F Some take the bible oh, oh (Awww, give me half a dozen for the hotel room)