Male Tenor:
The girl wants to fix him some broth.

Female Soprano:
Tinselcock!

Chorus:
Doo-wee-oo
Tinselcock, my baby

Female Soprano:
Would you like some broth?

Male Tenor:
Some nice soup

Female Soprano:
Some hot broth?

Male Tenor:
Small dogs in it

Female Soprano:
Yooooouuuu . . . Do you?

Male Tenor:
You like broth?
Dog broth?

Female Soprano:
Hot broth?

Male Tenor:
You like dog broth hot?

Female Soprano:
Hot dogs debris

Male Tenor:
How do you like it?
Debris of the four styles offered
Debris broth breath
And the ever popular hygienic
European version
Tinselcock!

Chorus:
Tinselcock!

Male Tenor:
Which do you choose?