Hallo! Hello!
Hello!
Is this room service?
Hello? 

Hallo? 

Is this room service at the Hotel Leningrad? 

Oh, Oh, Oh, Jawohl!
What would you like...?
Yeas, this is room service 

Look here, buddy 

Yeas, what would you like? 

Oh, I'm so hungry!
You know, when you're a tourist and everything
And you travel around, you know
Going to all the neat little shops 

Ten Marks, costs you ten Marks 

I'm so hungry! 

This call is going to cost you ten Marks
You got to understand that in the fo..., in the front 

Look here 

Everything costs ten Marks 

Ivan, listen 

Ivan, that's me
Jawohl 

Look
You're going to sleep
You're going to sleep
I am so hungry
Can you bring me something to eat right away? 

Bouillia... Bouilliabai? 

No bouilliabai 

Bouilliabai? 

No boogie-a-bay 

How's about boogie-the-bay? 

No boogie-woogie-the-bay 

How's about a fishie with the eye fallin' out? 

Fish with...? Hey, that sounds delicious!
Send me some fish with the eyes falling out 

How about a little sand over it?
That'll make it... 

Sand on the fish, yes, a sand-fish 

That be ten Marks 

Do you have a sand-fish here? 

Sand-fishie?
The eye's ten Marks
The fishie is forty 

Hey!
Hey, listen! 

Jawohl! 

The people in your country certainly are charming
You know where I can get some pussy? 

Ah... 

Never mind, look 

This is very, this is very respectable hotel, you understand 

Just send me up... 

You tell to bring pussy in here?
We spray you with lace! 

Oh, well... 

Right in the face! 

Oh, well... 

You don't bring no pussy in this hotel! 

Ahhah, okay... 

Who do you think we are anyway? 

Well, I guess you told me... 

Are you a Christian? 

Am I... Yeah, I'm a Christian, sure! 

Isn't everyone?
Ah, okay, you can bring...
Well you can bring some pussy in here if you're a Christian
That's a difference... 

Sure, if I'm a Christian that means I get some pussy, right? 

That's right, that's cool, if you're a Christian 

Okay 

You also get bouilliabai with it 

Yeah, hey, great!
Look... 

And the fish with the eye fallin' out 

I want you to send me some pussy 

One pussy 

Some fish with the eyes falling out 

One fish with the eye falling out 

Some bouilliabai 

Some bouilliabai 

And a bible 

And a what? 

And a Giddeon bible 

And a Giddeon bible?
Okay, we also bring you the Finnian bible 

The Phoenician bible? 

No, the Finnian bible, to go with the Giddeon bible 

The Finnian bible 

The Finnian and the Giddeon go together here 

This is a terrible connection,
I can hardly hear you
But look, buddy,
Can you please get that stuff up to my room in a hurry?
I'm so hungry 

We shall send it up by the Southern Pacific Railroad 

Fast ah? 

That is very fast
So fast you can never know
..........
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Cape Cape Cape Kansas
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Cape Cape Cape Kansas 

You will also like to have a little visit 

Hello, hello, hello
Room service? 

Hallo? 

Hey buddy! 

You did not get your order? 

No, listen, it's a... 

You were not pleased with the pussy? 

You don't like Americans very much here, do you? 

Oh, you American! That'll be twenty Marks! 

Yeah, twenty... right
Well, I don't care how much it costs, you know,
Just get it up to my room in a hurry because I'm so hungry 

Well, you have to understand
If we didn't bring it up there too fast
It's probably because of the... the long summer that we had here,
You see 

You had a long summer and that's why...? 

We had a very long summer, about that fast 

Heh heh 

That's how long it was, like that 

Now listen! 

Wait a minute! 

You get that food to my room right away 

Room number? 

Or I'm gonna call the American embassy 

What? 

You mean what am I going to call them? 

Why? 

I'm going to call them a barrel of motherfuckers
That's what I'm gonna call them 

Well I know who's gonna bring it up to you right away 

Mart, Mart, Mart Perellis
Mart, Mart, Mart Perellis
Mart, Mart, Mart Perellis
Mart, Mart, Mart Perellis