The most beautiful girl in the world picks my ties out She eats my candy, she drinks my brandy The most beautiful girl in the world The most beautiful star in the world, isn't Garbo Isn't Dietrich, but a sweet trick Who can make me believe it's a beautiful world Social, Not a bit! Natural kind of wit She'd shine anywhere, and she hasn't got platinum hair The most beautiful house in the world has a mortgage What do I care? It's "Good-bye, care" When my slippers are next to the ones that belong To the one and only beautiful girl in the world [lengthy instrumental break] Social, Not a bit! She's got a natural kind of wit. And I tell ya, she'd shine anywhere, and she hasn't got platinum hair The most beautiful house in the world, it has a mortgage What do I care It's "Good-bye, care" When my slippers are next to the ones that belong To the one and only beautiful girl The one and only beautiful girl The one and only beautiful girl in the world