The man on the television said I
need to drink this, and sleep with 
that, in order to be cool. And 
you know that I would do almost 
anything, to be like that guy on 
TV. I know that if I had just the 
right outfit and a hairstyle that 
could be me. Don't you know 
you can't be cool if you dress 
dumb, I need to have that 'cause 
everybody's got one. I think I'll 
start smoking, that would make 
me intellectual, that's what I've 
always wanted to be. I need to 
lift weights, that would make me 
more sexual, and that would be 
good for me. 

In America it's wonderful, all 
you have to do is fake it. Own 
anything you want, all you 
have to do is take it. Live for
today, don't think about 
tomorrow, have a good time in
America-Gomorrah. 

What are you looking at, you 
better not make me mad. I'll drive 
by your house and shoot your 
dog, and mom, and dad. I don't 
need you or the Bible or anything 
to tell me what is the law. With a 
good enough lawyer I can do 
anything in Beautiful America. 

I want to be in America, Okay 
for me in America, 
everything's free in America, 
for a small fee in America.