Ain't nothing like it 
When it's twisting and reeling 
They'll put the boot right in your eye 
Because when the floor turns into wall 
And then the wall turns into ceiling 
Oh what a lovely way to die 
Another perfect catastrophe 
Is just waiting to happen 
Waiting for the moment to transpire 
Another perfect catastrophe 
Is just dying to go down 
It's only looking for the 
Perfect place and time 
 
Oh wouldn't you love 
To be my partner in crime 
So many tricks that we could try 
So if you want to find out 
What it would been like to my 
Co-conspiritor 
Open up the door and step inside 
 
When retreat is not an option 
And remorse just ain't your style 
There must be something left to do 
Because every tragedy is a comedy 
Unless you're the victim 
Then you're just another monkey in the zoo