Fighting malls with Christmas balls to Get my shopping done Lay away Don't have to pay Till after January one It's no doubt I'm Broke flat out soon Tax time will be here I think I'm gonna Have to have Another Christmas beer Relatives are headed here From up in Tennessee In-laws bound for Austin That I ain't never seen Well Jingle Bells Who needs motels cause They're all stayin' Here Christmas morning Rolls around God bless us everyone Presents beneath The Christmas tree Guitars, fishing rods and Guns Yuletide tubs of Icy buds when the Family gather near