Monday morning you've got to sign on
Down the dole the queue is long
Just like zombies you wait your turn
The more you declare the less you get
BUT THEY TREAT YOU LIKE SHIT (2x)
Join the army and end up dead
Join the navy travel far
Be a cop and grass your mates
Looking for a job is just a farce
Looking for a job but they treat you like shit (4x)
You giro hasn't come surprise surprise
Walking in the rain to the dole you go
They'll keep you all morning so have a seat
They will give you a shout when they have finished
