I took a stroll
With purpose strides
Aproached an oaf
With dying eyes
Dr. Waft
nurared in my shell
I am the last of the Minroid
Listen well
Ooh Do the Minriod
Point the piggies
at ten to two
Kinky left arm
Wiggle like a twerp
Place yer right hand
On your krow
Spastic hat
Shake yer body down
Ooh Do the Minriod
Waft, he gave us the dance
From the moon, he give us to dance
He appeared on earth
To us bizarre
Minroid every where
Im so excited
These groovey movea
Fuck me, the Minroid
Is on the national news
Punks are doing
The Minroid every where
From Motherwell
To weston-super-man
