Pedro the bull was a killer King of the bullfight arena He'd wipe up the floor with each brave matador And have matador stew for his dinner He heard the crowd shouting "Olé" But he met his master that day The bullfighter was a lady And it was true love at first sight Her red cape was waving but Pedro was shaving He wanted to date her that night Olé Pedro the bull he was smitten First time the love bug had bitten He once was a mad bull, a wild and a bad bull But now he was mild as a kitten The people were starting to hiss But Pedro just wanted to kiss The bullfighter was a lady And Pedro he liked what he saw He floated on air with a rose in his hair As he waltzed with that sweet matador His fate was a bad one, his tale is a sad one It's hanging right over her door Olé!