Didja' ever...
Didja' ever get...
Didja' ever get one...
Didja' ever get one of them...
Days?
Didja' ever get one of them days, boy?
Didja' ever get one of them days
When nothin' is right from mornin' till night?
Didja' ever get one of them days boy?
Didja' ever get one of them days?
Yeah days days days days days days days days

Ya get up in the morning and turn the shower on
You're gettin' pneumonia--the hot, hot water is gone
Freezin', sneezin'
You wanna dry your back and, well
Didja' ever get one of them days
When there's no towel on the rack?
Yeah rack rack rack rack rack rack rack rack

Didja' ever...
Didja' ever get...
Didja' ever get one...
Didja' ever get one of them...
Girls?
Didja' ever get one of them girls, boys?
Didja' ever get one of them girls
Who's awful nice
But cold as ice?
Didja' ever get one of them girls, boy?
Didja' ever get one of them girls?
Yeah, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls

You're at a drive-in movie
With a cute brunette
A countin' on the kisses that you figure to get
Closer, closer, then she hollers whoa
Didja' ever get one of them girls
Who just wants to watch the show?
Show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show

Didja' ever...
Didja' ever get...
Didja' ever get one...
Didja' ever get one of them...
Days?
Didja' ever get one of them days, boy?
Didja' ever get one of them days
When nothin' is right
From mornin' to night?
Didja' ever get one of them days, boy?
Didja' ever get one of them days? 
Yeah days days days days days days days days

You're on a Sunday picnic
And then it starts to pour
You run through poison ivy, scratch until you're sore
Ants come dancin', carry off the bread
Didja' ever get one of them days
When you should've stayed in bed?
Yeah days days days days days days days days

Didja' ever...
Didja' ever get...
Didja' ever get one...
Didja' ever get one of them?
Days?
One of them days??