End of the morning, start of my day Stretching and yawning gets in my way Looking for purpose, somewhere to pray Before the apocalypse I light a candle, turn off the news Too many outcomes I didn't choose Why should I play if I always lose I didn't sign up for this And I don't wanna die yet But life can be so upsetting Why can't I care less I didn't sign up for this I didn't sign up for this I didn't sign up for this Open the curtains, stand in the light Drop all your weapons, I'm not gonna fight All of these demons just outta sight Ignorance is bliss So pull up a chair and I'll make some tea I'll drop a mushroom into the steam We'll take a trip somewhere we can dream I didn't sign up for this And I don't wanna die yet But life can be so upsetting Why can't I care less I didn't sign up for this (I didn't fucking sign up for this) I didn't sign up for this And I don't wanna die yet But life can be so upsetting Why can't I care less I didn't sign up for this And I don't wanna die yet But life can be so upsetting Why can't I care less I didn't sign up for this