Tristeza, Tristeza 
When will you marry 
Your wild and foot stomping 
To your smile, arbitrary? 
And over the threshold 
His child you will carry 
You may walk, he will drive 
We will ride Montessori 

She's a doll, she's a steal 
You must catch her if you will 
We will dance and be merry 
Then Tristeza we'll bury 
At dawn through the den 
He will dance with the lions 
You will hear when he goes 
He will ride, he will Triumph 

Tristeza, Tristeza, ooh, ooh, ooh 
Tristeza, ooooh! 

Tristeza, Tristeza 
When will you marry? 
He is wild, he will fly 
You will smile so contrary 
He will see your reflection 
In the chrome BSA 
He will notice you scheming 
He will dream, he will pray 

Tristeza, Tristeza, ooh, ooh, ooh 
Tristeza, oooh, aaaaah!