Santa Baby, I must admit that you were a dear last year But December is here Santa Baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight Santa Baby, that Cadillac is falling apart, won't start A private plane would be smart Santa Baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight Though the yacht was rather sheik Now it's really shot Last week it sprang a leak And so please, now, hold your breath Buy me the Queen Elizabeth Santa Baby, that sable's really not in the pink Just think, how I'd look in white mink Santa Baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight Santa Darlin, I need some land so please be my host To most of the Florida coast Santa Baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight Santa Cutie, and please help out my pet charity You see, naturally that's me Santa Cutie, so hurry down the chimney tonight Bring a nice big Christmas box Filled with plain old ordinary common stocks And please trim up my tree this Yule With one large pear shaped swimming pool Santa Baby, for every little trinket you give I live, be appreciative Santa Baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight Hurry down the chimney tonight There's only 365 days till Christmas...