I'd like to tell a little story, Thats been told time and time again, About the foolish men who chased me, My discarded men. They used to tell me they loved me, But I knew better than them. I'd find them looking around the corner, My discarded men. Piercing eyes with a vension. Tell them to count to ten. They'd bribe me with their diamonds, My discarded men. Telephone calls in the evening, They'd drive me round the bend. Cavayar champagne and roses From my discarded men. Chased me after a fashion. But I could never pretend, No substitute for passion. My discarded men. You think you can thrill me? Hahaha You can think again! Watch out! Or you might become One of my discarded men. I'd like to dress up in sequins And treat myself now and then. Perhaps I'll give a little favor. To one of my discarded men. Hahaha You think you can win me And be my special friend? Just take a tip from the others Grrrrrrr My discarded men. My discarded men.