Here in half a room Half the things we do Don't turn out as planned Our supply, our demand for love Always best to play for laughs Than faced with half hearted The quest for autographs Left with half my time I'll make do with half rhymes Some will find those faults While I do somersaults for them No, it's not half bad But could've been quite tragic It's just a little sad Losing half my hopes Half of which were jokes anyway All my billion grand designs Were surely victims of their times Still I've had more than my share Of pleasure from profit And losses I must bear And losses I must bear Stay for half a drink Tonight is just the blink of an eye And I can say I bare my soul Never nurtures never hold And if I made one last request Understand the half a man Can only do his best To love To love you To love you more