My name is Robby Megabyte
I will make your future very bright
I am just machine, it doesn’t matter
I can make your system much, much better
I am electro-mechanical humanoid
Fuck OS X, fuck Android
Yeah, future you can’t avoid
You will be happily unemployed
I am flesh and blood Homo sapiens human
Just average over-consumer
I cannot make this system better
Cos stupid is the new clever
Your artificial intelligence
Will play the beat for me to dance
There is only one salvation
Never-ending vacation!
You have to do nothing at all
You have to do nothing at all
You have to do nothing at all
Every little thing is under machine control
Please machine, make my day
Please machine, hear me pray
Please machine, obey and take my job away
Your worries are completely outdated
Everything is totally automated
Switch off, lean back in your seat
You are entirely obsolete
No daily grind from nine to five
It’s so good to be alive
Machines will do all the work
Fuck this shit, let’s go berserk!
Please machine, make my day
Please machine, hear me pray
Please machine, obey and take my job away
