Welcome. Bienvenue. I will teach you French in just two minutes. Je vais vous apprendre le français en seulement deux minutes.
I wanna write a song to get popular in France
So when I play my tune, everybody dance
But lyrics are my biggest concern
Cos French is impossibly difficult to learn
Learning takes time and I don't wanna wait
That's why I'm gonna use Google Translate
And then I get together these three chords
And some typical basic French words
[x4]
Bonjour!
Merci!
Merde, c'est la vie!
Santé, s'il vous plait!
Parlez-vous français?
Bounjour. Merci. Merde. C'est la vie. À votre santé. Parlez-vous français?
I guess this song doesn't really make sense
No one understands it and nobody dance
I tried to make a song that speaks about love
But there is one problem that I can't solve
How to make a love song with the words "je t'aime"
Cos only rhyme that Google offered is Marine le Pen
And do you know what rhymes with Macron Emmanuel?
Molotov cocktail
[x4]
Bonjour!
Merci!
Merde, c'est la vie!
Santé, s'il vous plait!
Parlez-vous français?
