I was born unlucky
So I'm riding a bus
To my weekly meeting
Ordered by a Judge
To the kids who shoot dope
Between those toes
Just skip to arms
'Cause everybody knows

Local, local
Local, local
Local, local
Local, local
Local, local
Local, local
Local, local
Local

And I'll be the first to admit
Not a ton of options when you're dumber than shit
And I'll be the first to admit
Not a ton of options when you're dumber than-